Thursday 31 October 2013

My RPG Person Profile

I'm currently running (at home):
A mostly-LotFP houseruled mashup here in London. We play at the pub which is pretty tops.

Tabletop RPGs I'm currently playing (at home) include:
None!

I'm currently running (online):
Nada

Tabletop RPGs I'm currently playing (online) include:
John Bell's Necrocarcerus, in which I am playing a thief with poor stats and poorer survival instincts who died in Numenhalla and woke up here.

Historically -
Courtney Campbells's Numenhalla, which was great because I use heaps of his stuff and his blog is what made me the DM I am today.
Arnold K's House of Hours whenever it's on again, which is great because it is positively dribbling with crazy shit and my flailsnails wizard has accordion lungs now.
I was also in Patrick Stuart's Otherpool super hero game when it was running, which was great because my flailsnails wizard obtained a camera due to his cover as a detective, although he ran out of guns long ago.

I would especially like to play/run:
Dread, Stars Without Number, more D&D

...but would also try:
Pretty much anything, I've rarely played anything other than D&D so my rpg knowledge is weak.

I live in:
London

2 or 3 well-known RPG products other people made that I like:
- Secret Santicore (that should cover everyone)
- +Courtney Campbell's multifarious DM aids.
- Vornheim (the "my favourite show is the simpsons" of the rpg world)

2 or 3 novels I like:
- His Dark Materials
- Tales of the Black Company
- Deep Sounding (best dorfs in fiction)

2 or 3 movies I like:
- Pacific Rim
- Dredd
- R-R-R-R-R-REDLINE
I was going to put down some clever films so I seemed smart but fuck that.
Redline is my go-to have-a-hangover-and-need-a-boost film. The crazy fuck anime one, not that shit american one.

Best place to find me on-line:
I will read almost anything on tabletop RPGs if it's:
- Content for my game that I would have never have thought about on my own.

I really do not want to hear about: 
- edition wars, the word "problematic".

I think dead orc babies are ( circle one: funny / problematic / ....well, ok, it's complicated because....)
fucking i told you about that word. Also, funny. Also, more intense when they're human babies.

Game I'm in are like (link to something)
(That was my aus group, but I guess the game's like) 




Free RPG Content I made for LotFP and similar OSR stuff is available...?
Right here on this very blog!
Things I'm proud of include my class tweaks, the First Aid skill, and rune magic.
All my house rules are here.

Free RPG Content I made for running a silly heavy metal one-shot is available here.
On this blog again hoorah. I don't know if anyone will actually use it but definitely tell me if you do.

 
I talk about RPGs on ____ (social media site and/or RPG forum name) under the name ______ 
G+ (linked previously or on the right) as myself, James Young. Hi!

Friday 4 October 2013

HEAVY METAL BARDS Scenario! - Road Warriors

Rules are here

SCENARIO 1 - ROAD WARRIORS

Behold our heroes,
HYNGRRN BYRSKRN on VOCALS
ERIK DARKSIGN on LEAD
GROOVESMITH HAMMERFUCK on BASS
MARKUS ROCKSMASH on DRUMS

They are atop a FLAMING TRUCK BEDECKED WITH SPEAKERS speeding through A POST-APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND towards a MAGMA-SPEWING VOLCANO and they are going to FUCK UP EVERYTHING IN THEIR WAY.

Make the trailer from DVD boxes with paper wrapped around! 

1 - DISPOSABLE HEROES

The band is beset by a bunch of ravenous HARPIES who wish to carry them off and devour them.
Music: DEVILDRIVER - THESE FIGHTING WORDS
These are followed by FLAMING BITCHES on MOTORBIKES who will ride up alongside the truck, climb up, and try to throw the band off the truck and into the maw of their pet STEEL WHEEL MONSTER MUNCHER.
Music: METALLICA - DISPOSABLE HEROES



2 - DEATH IN FIRE

An enormous skull-mawed far in the distance starts firing SKELETONS. They use their tattered cloaks as parachutes and land on the truck!
Music: SLAYER - HALLOWED POINT
Then ZOMBIES  (i used plastic zombies so sorry, no paper minis for those ones) on STEAMROLLER SLED BIKES along with more FLAMING BITCHES on MOTORBIKES show up, and lo! The ground cracks and before the truck yawns a PIT OF FIRE! The truck will not get across the gap! The SLED BIKES and MOTORBIKES will make the jump though so you'd better steal those fucker's bikes before you fall into the FIREY PITS OF HADES!
Music: AMON AMARTH - DEATH IN FIRE

3 - BABY

The truck falls into the fire, but not before a DARK SHAPE bursts from the truck's cabin, pulls a ripcord, and rides the thermals from the lava pit into the sky! It is a CAMEO FROM A BELOVED PC OR NPC WHO DIED IN YOUR CAMPAIGN! The music turns poignant as they salute one last time and/or shout their catchphrase as they disappear into the brooding clouds, a last proud smile on their lips!
Music: MACHINAE SUPREMACY - THE CAVERN OF LOST TIME

But then a great wind is felt, and dissonance rings out across the land! It is JUSTIN BIEBER and he has come to kill the soul of metal! (Replace Justin Bieber with the much loathed tween pop singer of the day if you wish).
He floats in the air, blaring out an incessant rendition of Baby! He is tough and agile and really fucking annoying to take down! All stats are at -2 while he yet sings!
Music: JUSTIN BIEBER - BABY

4 - INDESTRUCTIBLE

At the destruction of Justin Bieber, the band feels the LORDS OF METAL SMILE UPON THEM! Great black leathery WINGS burst from their backs and they ASCEND INTO THE SKY! Before them is the MAGMA SPEWING VOLCANO and as they watch it FUCKING UNFURLS ITS WINGS!
Behold, THE GOD DRAGON.
His hands are grabby! His breath is firey! He is big and immensely climb-all-over-and-chop-uppable!
Music: FINAL DRAGON MEGAMIX (make this as ACTION PACKED AND FAST PACED AS POSSIBLE based on what you have! Cheesy metal goes great here! No slow bridges allowed!)



Convenient .rar with all the art in it is here:
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0Bw7kpqOU-v4EUlVkaUZmMTU5eGs/edit?usp=sharing



Thursday 3 October 2013

HEAVY METAL BARDS! Rules-light one-shot heavy metal system

 Heavy Metal Bards! Both times I've run it my players have rated the session BEST EVER!
(nb. If I use the term METAL in all caps it means metal as filtered through the lens of what you thought was fucking mindblowingly awesome when you were twelve clashed harshly with whatever you thought was fucking mindblowingly awesome when you first started telling people who asked what music you listen to that you listen to a lot of metal)

Each session finely crafted in the fires of WAR and BATTLE and METAL to be the ULTIMATE BALLS OUT HEAVY METAL ENTERTAINMENT.

Please note that this post contains continued caps lock hyperbole. I invented this "system" when I'd only ever run 4th ed before and only ever read OSR blogs during that time.
This discord created this.

PRIME PRINTABLES and a SCENARIO FOR YOUR USE
 
EAT ME NOW FUCKER

WHAT'S THE THEME?

Inspired heavily by metal album covers, Metalocalypse, Requiem Chevalier Vampire, Korgoth of Barbaria, and anything else EXTREME BRUTAL GRIMDARK SPIKES AND FIRE AND BLOOD AND STEEL TO THE POINT OF SILLINESS, Heavy Metal Bards is the story of a BAND riding towards a THING and brutalising EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH.
Your players will GORGE THEMSELVES upon a CATHARTIC STORM OF BRUTAL MADNESS. 

When I needed to get into a proper Heavy Metal Bards mood for the second coming, I listened to this the entire time.

Do you want to give your players a break from their stodgy rulebound square-counting murderhobo sessions? I SURE DID!
Do you want to give your players a break from your deadly low magic campaign where doom comes quickly to the reckless and unlucky? I SURE DID THE SECOND TIME!
HERE'S HOW YOU LET THEM BLOW OFF SOME STEAM.



Actual quote - "Oh shit, now that's a fucking dragon!"
This remains the only dragon I've ever used in a game.


HOW DO I PLAY?

Key Facts
- There are four band members, vocals, lead, drums and bass. You can choose the band name if you come up with it in the next 20 seconds.
- You are on a THING (demon truck/longship/etc) on a PLACE (postapocalyptic highway/stormy oceans/etc) heading towards a THING (volcano/enemy fleet/etc) and you are going to FUCK UP EVERYTHING IN YOUR WAY.
- You have Gloves of Black Metal, they can turn into anything as complex as an instrument or less. It's like you have a T-1000 on your hands that can turn into guitars and shit but also swords and chains.

Main things the players should know 
- You can do two actions a turn. Moving is one action. Attacking is one action. Playing your instrument is one action. Anything else is one action. I called actions "Things" when I was running it but whatever. Everyone gets a go then the monsters do.
- Transforming your gloves is a free action.
- Go in any order because initiative is for nu metal dipshits.
- If you wanna do anything you have to roll under the closest stat on a d20.
- Hit stuff at range or dodge shit with FLOW. This is Dex.
- Do close up smashing damage with FORCE. This is Str.
- Straight up resist damage with BEAT. This is Con.
- Heal yourself or others with BASS. This is the heal stat.
- Everyone has 3HP, you can take three hits before you're totally fucked. BUT you only ever lose one HP at a time no matter how brutal the hit is. This is because you are brütal.
 Handy dandy as fuck.
Oh shit it even has a setlist.
Each enemy gets a new band.
These songs were just the ones to start with before I let it shuffle through that band's songs.

Rocking out together
- If you use an action to play your instrument roll under your RELEVANT STAT.
- If successful everyone in the band gets +2 to whatever you rock at.
- The Lead Guitar can swap to Drums if they want but they are going to suck at it and I wouldn't recommend it.
- This doesn't stop you from using your gloves to make a weapon or whatever, you can rock out on your guitar, turn it into a sword and stab some shit in the same turn. This is because you morphed it into a sword with a guitar on it or some shit and you're playing it even while you're hacking some demon bitch's tits off.

Unity
- If everyone in the band is playing instruments during the same turn then everyone gets an extra +2 to every stat. (That's +4 to every stat!)
- Yea this means that if everyone is playing their instruments the whole time they never fail to play their instruments, that is on purpose.
- Luckily there should be enough crazy shit going on that they can't afford to rock out in unison the  whole time.

Thrash out a solo
- If nobody else is playing their shit then you can start thrashing/wailing/grooving/smashing out a sweet solo.
- Everyone gets +2 to everything including the thing you rock at. This is not as good as everyone playing at once but it's damn close.
- There's a limit to how long you can stretch out a solo and how often you can start a new one. See the convenient Extended Solo and Solo Recharge cards above!
- The solo level (Sweet to Face Melting) is to see just how great your solo is. A face melting solo will literally melt the faces of your enemies.

Things for the DM

- Other things have no HP, they are damaged/killed based on how tough they are and what the players do to them. 
eg. "I RIP THE WINGS OFF THE HARPY" - The harpy is still alive but it is fucking mutilated.
 or "I TURN MY GUITAR INTO A CLAYMORE AND STAB IT THROUGH THE FACE" - The harpy is impaled and also dead. Don't tell the players this, they're meant to be ripping shit not considering how to exploit rules.
- Similarly, monsters don't roll for attacks. Players resist taking damage through dodging (FLOW) or tanking it (BEAT) or whatever they think of. Just say "The harpy is screaming down from the sky WHAT DO" and make them roll something.
- Don't stop the ride for any reason, roll with everything that sounds awesome, keep the pace up, and don't be afraid to mutilate your props for effect!



THE BARDS INVADE AN ENEMY LONGSHIP AND BURN AND SLAUGHTER THE CREW

MIGHTY JÖRMUNGANDR GETS MIGHTY FUCKED UP

I'll post my materials tomorrow so that you can hopefully replicate my successes, with handy dandy paper minis whose template I stole from Telecanter and sloppily rebranded because I hadn't ever planned on posting them online or doing a DnD blog at the time!