Thursday 2 May 2013

Making Death Meaningful

So this guy was talking about how it's important to let a character live if a random die roll would give them a meaningless death.

From now on, I am giving characters a meaningful death forever. By using this chart.

Diagnosis
Means of Destroying Character Sheet
Slicing
Torn in half
Stabbing
Held taut by player, stabbed over and over with pencil
Bashing
Screwed into a ball and stomped on.
Piercing
Held taut by player, stabbed a single time through the character portrait.
Mauling
Torn to shreds.
Falling
Balled up and thrown out the window.
Drowning
Placed in a cupful of water.
Freezing
As above, but put in the freezer.
Burning
Lit on fire with a lighter.
Exploding
Curled into a hollow ball, filled with sparkler dust, lit.
Dismembering
Stats and portrait carefully cut from sheet.
Starving
Eaten.

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